Toilet Training

I am compelled to do things for the environment. I bought a bike recently, for example. I don't have a car. Recycling is a pain in the ass but I try to do it as much as possible. I care about polar bears. I don't eat meat. I eat fish but come on, give me a break. Also, I ate chicken last week but I made sure Billy got free range from Whole Foods with documentation that it had a happy and full life.

Anyway, as part of my ongoing yet somewhat half-assed attempt to be good about the environment, I have purchased a new item. It is a thing to train Oscar to relieve himself in the toilet instead of in a litter box. I know it sounds crazy, but it really seems to work.

http://www.citikitty.com/?gclid=CND7uMi_iJMCFQUilwodSirxfA

(The greatest thing about that website is how scandalized the cats look when they're caught doing their business. I love how dignified cats can be sometimes and then how far they can fall when they are doing something awkward.)

I ordered it. I will update when it is put into action. I hope there aren't too many accidents. Gross.